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The joke number 598 at "Passed Jokes" robot http://www.kulichki.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/tiger/an_r.cgi Three older ladies were discussing the trials of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down." The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem-knock on wood." She raps her knuckles on the table, then remarks, "that must be the door, I'll get it."