2723. Ken Starr told Bill he wanted him to tell the truth, the whole truth and
nothing but the truth. Bill said "I can't do it, those are three different
2074. The Lion, the king of beasts, issued an order forb
idding shittin' in the
forest. A Hare coming thru the forest can't help dropping a big load. Before
the Lion arrives he rushes to cover the dump with his hands.
"Hare, what are you doing?"
"I have caught a rare Fly, Oh Lion."
"Let me see it!"
"It will escape!"
The hare takes his hands off and exclaims
"Ahh, escaped, but shitted out such a dump!"
2954. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."