293. A Russian and a Chukcha go hunting. The Russian says
"If you are in trouble and I'm not around, just shoot and I'll help you out."
They meet again in a while and Chukcha is bleeding and bruised.
"I've encountered a polar bear!"
"Why didn't you shoot to call me?"
"I did, until I ran out of arrows!"
2352. Director of a morgue makes a phone call to the owner of a Harley-Davidson
retail store.
"Hey, how many harleys didja sell this week?"
"Five."
"Hmm, two are still running?"
936. The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the many canyons,
when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds of
Indians.
They start to spur their horse forward, when they realized that there
are hundreds of Indians ahead of them. Wheeling to the left they, once
again, see hundreds of Indians rising from the hill. They begin to back
away in the direction from which they had come and they realize they
were surrounded. The Indians had spread out and they were trapped.