1837. A coincidence is when G-d performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.
3118. There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the
doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocks on the door When the madam
came to answer it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said
he wanted to have sex with one of the women inside, had the money to buy
it, and wasn't leaving until he got it. The Madam figured, why not, so she
told him to come in. Once he got in, she told him to pick any of the girls
he liked. He asked her if any of the girls had any diseases, and of course
the madam said no. But he said he'd heard that all the men were talking
about having to go to the hospital and get shots after making love with
Mable, and THAT was the girl he wanted.
Since the little boy was so adamant and had th money to pay for it, the
madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first room on the right. So he
headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him Ten minutes
later he came back down, still dragging the frog, paid the madam,and headed
out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and asked him just why he
picked the only girl she had in the place with a disease, instead of one of
He said: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.
When they leave, I'm going to have sex with my baby-sitter, who happens to
be very fond of cute little boys, and then she will get the disease that I
just caught. When mom and dad get back, dad will take the baby-sitter
home, and on the way, he'll jump the babysitter's bones, and he'll catch the
disease. Then when dad gets home from the babysitters, he and mom will go to
bed and they'll have sex, and mom will catch it. In the morning when dad
goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, and he'll have a quickie
with mom, and he'll catch it, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my
2286. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after,
well, that's the beginning of a new argument.