2329. After finishing the shacharit prayer and
having breakfast in the small shul of Chelm,
the shammes noticed a well known Chelmite kollelman was upset.
He explained with a weary sigh that his eldest son, aged 18
had flatly refused to daven shacharit for the third day in a row.
"But how can he hold for so long?" cried the shammes.
1560. The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young
feller, I was a little worried about winning that case
myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."
2707. A girl runs over her girlfriend.
"Whassup? You look so pale."
"I'm gonna drown myself."