2681. Two Mosquitoes are flying together in the dark, suddenly one exclaims
"A fly got into my eye!"
1162. A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, Wow, this traffic seems
worse than usual. Nothing's even moving.
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of
cars so he rolls down his window and asks, Excuse me, Officer, what's
the hold up?
The Officer replies, The President is just so depressed about the
thought of moving with Hillary to New York that he stopped his motorcade
in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening
to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family
hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house. I'm
walking around taking up a collection for him.
Oh really? How much have you collected so far?
So far only about three hundred gallons but I've got a lot of folks
1555. A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers
a single bat STANDING upright
underneath on the floor of the cave.
Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow:
"What the hell are you doing down there?"
And the fellow shouts back: "Yoga!"