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877. A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face
was severely burned.  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the
husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed
that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this
was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
woman's new beauty.  She looked more beautiful than she ever had
before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her
youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you
for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I
see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

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1187. "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and
then." -- Katherine Hepburn

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2065. If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed...
Oh wait! He does!

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