2385. In the morning mom is waking Vovochka up
"Vovochka, get up, it's the time!"
"Huh."
"Vovochka, time to go to school."
"Duh."
"Vovochka, get up right now!"
"Why."
"Why? Because you are 35 and you are the principal!"

1329. A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you
know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

2530. Midget wrestlers travel around the country on the short circuit.

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