2741. A man and a hunchback are walking down the street when they pass a
schul. The man says " I used to be Jewish"
The hunchback replies " I used to be a hunchback".
420. The general issued a rousing cry: "Onward to victory!" Half an
hour later, an urgent message reached him: "Need further
instructions. Victory not on our maps."
741. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her
small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a
tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said.
"I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice: "The big